All Entries Tagged With: "teething"
Would you consider board books an appetizer?
Is there some sort of vitamin or mineral missing from my son’s diet that causes him to want to eat every. single. paper product in sight? Is this some form of Pica I’m unaware of? Should I be supplementing his diet with fiber….tree pulp?? Maybe I missed the tree pulp section on WholesomeBabyFood.com. I get [...]
She’s Crafty!
Not only do I make people, but I also make things that keep those people from turning their gorgeous convertible crib that I once envisioned gracing children’s rooms and guest rooms for decades to come (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!! My ignorance and naivety…oooh! It’s so funny!) into chomped up little bits suitable for sturdy beaver dams.
After discovering several [...]
The boy was born to eat
As if you couldn’t tell from pictures, he relishes meal time, and while his love for the boob still remains, he’s slowly growing accustomed to the joys of solid foods that are not produced by my super calorie burning mammary glands (seriously, I will be in the market for a personal trainer and gym membership [...]
Mom abuse
My kid beats me up. He bangs on my chest with his fists when he eats, he pinches me, scratches me, pulls my hair, my earrings, my nipple in his mouth as he rubbernecks to find whatever noise is distracting him. His favorite way of telling me he’s hungry is to grab both [...]
Single Parents, I Salute You.
Not only are you amazing for being solely responsible for your child/children 24-7-365, but you must also possess some sort of magical power that helps you operate on less sleep, grow three extra arms when needed and the oh-so-helpful pair of eyes in the back of your head. And a question for you…. how exactly [...]
Teething Bites.
Well… they’re here, at least two of them anyway. Kendall cut his first two razor blades… I mean… teeth (center bottom) at the beginning of last week. My boobs have been spared for the most part since his tounge covers them when he’s eating. However, this isn’t going to last long. He’s been working all [...]
Something Wicked This Way Comes
::cue slow, eerie music:: It was a dark stormy night… okay, more like a mildly breezy, little bit of rain, still pretty freaking hot (but hey, this is TEXAS) for October day. I was rocking the demon….er… I mean my sweet fussy pants baby to sleep. It seemed that the long lost colicky behavior we [...]
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