All Entries Tagged With: "Respect The Turkey"
O Christmas Tree!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
You are not toddler friendly.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Your colored lights are taunting.
He runs to you with arms held high,
You nearly poke him in the eye.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Why’d we put you up so early?
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Martha’d say you are a pity.
O Christmas Tree! [...]
December 02, 2009 | Jill | Comments 18
RESPECT THE TURKEY!
So I had to go to a certain giant retailer that I particularly despise the day after Halloween. Immediately upon entering I was immersed in Santa’s sweatshop. Christmas music on NOVEMBER 1ST?! WTF?! Why is it that every year Christmas gets shoved down our throats earlier and earlier? Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas, [...]
November 08, 2008 | Jill | Comments 8
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