All Entries Tagged With: "Hailey"
“Wizzlers, Jejush, Cocadots and Pupcakes”
Just a few very cute and funny 4 year old mispronunciations (for Twizzlers, Jesus, Polkadots and Cupcakes) that we won’t be hearing around here on a daily basis anymore. We went to St. Louis last week to give Hailey, our niece who has been living with us since January, her 4th birthday party and to [...]
HOME!!
Wow. What’s that saying? Something about how life isn’t the destination, it’s the journey, I think. Well, if that’s the case, my life can be summed up as one crazy ass ride these last few months. Tonight is the first time in weeks that I’ve been able to sit down at [...]
What is your malfunction???!!!!!
Stop crying…just stop…stop… please…. PLEASE STOP… just 30 minutes…. I just want a shower…. please…. stop…. STOP!!!! Have you officially lost your mind when you are negotiating out loud with a 2 week old? I have lost it. I am insane. I have done this to myself. What do you want?!
You are changed, you are [...]
“I don’t have breasts!”
Since I’m up and rarely have the time or energy to blog, I thought I’d take a few precious minutes to blog a funny niece story. Since she’s moved in with us we’ve gone to great lengths to make her feel involved in this baby process. She is beyond excited to be the [...]
Hello old friend!
Okay. I’m sorry. I’m a slacker. I’m lazy. I’m overwhelmed. I’m tired. I’m bitchy. I’m cranky. I constantly think I have to pee only to discover that I really don’t have to pee even though I feel like I’m about to piss my pants. That last [...]
Liza, Henry is a douchebag.
Ever since my husband and I overheard our niece belting out Fergie’s “My Humps” in the middle of the grocery store, we have made a concerted effort to expose her to some more three year old appropriate music. As much as it pains me to hear “Six Little Ducks” over and over, it’s far better [...]
Anyone have some spare patience?
Okay. It’s been a week. Only a week, people! I am at my wits end. I love her to pieces, I swear to God I do. I just can’t hear her say “Aunt Jill” one more time! This is how the dialog usually progresses -
Her – “Aunt Jill!”
Me – “Yes, honey?”
(enter random question)
5 minutes later
Her [...]
Cankles, sausage toes AND a toddler?! Thanks Santa!
PSA – visiting the in-laws for 10 days over Christmas is bad for your health, especially when with child. The stress of the visit made me swell up so bad that by the end of every day there it looked like there were doughnuts around my ankles and I could no longer distinguish my knee [...]
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