All Entries Tagged With: "Christmas"
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”
Really, the most obnoxious, sarcastic, mocking song, which always seemed to come on at perfectly timed moments this week, like when I’m screaming four letter words at my husband for nearly sending Kendall (who was still getting over a cold I was convinced would turn into pneumonia) out in the tundra with SOAKING wet hair, [...]
I’d like to report an abduction.
Santa Claus has stolen my baby! In his place he left me with an honest to goodness little boy. One that can pull up and take steps while pushing his new wagon. Did Santa think I wouldn’t notice that this new model is quicker and more daring than my floor bound baby? This little boy [...]
Having a baby changes everything… even your Christmas list.
Christmas list 2 years ago when I was happily child free, fetus free, and not even a touch of the Baby Rabies:
1. High heel, pointy toed, knee high boots
2. Gift card to Sephora for lots of Smashbox makeup – specifically really cool eyeshadows with sparkles and brow highlighters
3. Fun funky jewelry – chunky necklaces, long [...]
RESPECT THE TURKEY!
So I had to go to a certain giant retailer that I particularly despise the day after Halloween. Immediately upon entering I was immersed in Santa’s sweatshop. Christmas music on NOVEMBER 1ST?! WTF?! Why is it that every year Christmas gets shoved down our throats earlier and earlier? Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas, [...]
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