All Entries Tagged With: "breasts"
Even the Miracle Bra can’t help me
A lot of blog posts come to me in the shower. This one was literally inspired by the view looking down in the shower today. It is a sad state of affairs between my neck and my belly button, people. Sad like two deflated balloons the day after a birthday party. Sad like an empty, [...]
Having a baby changes everything… even your Christmas list.
Christmas list 2 years ago when I was happily child free, fetus free, and not even a touch of the Baby Rabies:
1. High heel, pointy toed, knee high boots
2. Gift card to Sephora for lots of Smashbox makeup – specifically really cool eyeshadows with sparkles and brow highlighters
3. Fun funky jewelry – chunky necklaces, long [...]
Teething Bites.
Well… they’re here, at least two of them anyway. Kendall cut his first two razor blades… I mean… teeth (center bottom) at the beginning of last week. My boobs have been spared for the most part since his tounge covers them when he’s eating. However, this isn’t going to last long. He’s been working all [...]
The weather outside is frightful…
No, it’s not snowing. It’s not even freezing yet, but it’s the first cold snap of the season, which just so happens to coincide with my first run in with flaming nipples. Yes…I’m going to spend another post discussing my breasts. You have been warned.
So here’s what happens every time I go outside now. It [...]
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