Never pass up the opportunity to learn from fellow bloggers
I enjoy learning things from other blogs. There is no one right way to blog, so it’s interesting to see how others succeed. Even more interesting, learning how other bloggers make money. I make a little here and there, mainly I just aim to pay for Kendall’s Mother’s Day Out Program and hopefully will be able to add on a gym membership soon. But, when I hear of other bloggers making over $1,000 a month, I have to stop and take notice.
So there’s this blog, and it’s focused on living frugally. I can appreciate that. It’s an admirable lifestyle, even if one I wouldn’t necessarily sacrifice as much as this blogger has for it. I can’t sit here and say I know that much about the blogger or her life because I really haven’t read very many of her posts. What I can speak for are the few posts I have read, one being the post in which she discloses making over $1,300 her 5th month of blogging. “WHAT is her secret?!” I thought to myself. I had no idea there was so much money to be made in blogging about living off of less than $1,000 a month. So I scrolled up and I found this post. “Hmmm… so that’s what I’m doing wrong,” I thought.
I’m not posting pictures of deplorable conditions in which my child lives and sleeps and then telling all my (well-meaning) commenters how wrong they are to suggest I might hurt or kill my child! Duh. Why didn’t I think of that sooner? So it’s a snow day here, and I wanted to put off doing the dishes. I took a few minutes while Kendall was shouting “NO!” at Dora and all her demands to do a little rearranging in his room.
As you can see, I’ve rigged an ingenious way to store and display our precious stuffed animals that really mean a lot to me and my husband by hanging a rope from the window and across the back of his crib.
The blinds don’t seem to block out enough light, so I threw up this fun animal print blanket. It will be perfect for when I finally finish the Jungle theme in here.
I have carefully stacked some books in between the top of his crib and the wall. I’m not worried about him pulling them down on himself because he’s never tried to before, and I know he won’t figure it out before his 2nd birthday when I plan to take him out of the crib completely and turn that into full time book storage.
Speaking of the crib, you will notice there is no mattress at all. I find that makes it much easier to clean up when he has accidents. In fact, I don’t know if you can see it, but there is a pan underneath the bed that doubles as a litter box for my cat. I find the cat really likes to hide out under there because it’s so cozy, so I figured I’d just kill two birds with one stone by throwing the shit collector under there to save space and help me with clean up after midnight accidents.
I’ve strategically placed a blanket over his dresser and crib and held it in place with old paint cans that now double as storage for all his old teethers and pacifiers that we will pass on to the next baby. I use the space below to store things like an old laptop he likes to play with and some more stuffed animals.
Finally, I’m getting pretty tired of how cluttered my kitchen counters look, so I thought I’d go ahead and move the knife block to the windowsill in here since he’s never interested in the windowsill anyway, and it’s not like he actually plays in here. Plus, there is a giant plastic tub in front of it that will deter him from messing with the knives, and I always say the best way to childproof is to set boundaries. Obviously, he will know that this purple bin is a boundary he should not cross.
Now, don’t even bother making DEMANDS of me to change any of these things. I don’t care if you are a firefighter or have successfully kept 12 kids alive through adulthood. You don’t know my life. I am simply posting this to share with you, not for you to make ridiculous DEMANDS of me.
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Okay, I admit. The above is a joke. Well, I mean my picture is a joke… in case you couldn’t figure that out. Unfortunately, the original blog is not a joke.
However, I can’t sit here and pretend I am above reproach when it comes to the order of my house. Here’s a picture of my bathroom vanity. It’s been like this for close to 3 months. The sink is so clogged I don’t even use it anymore and just use my husband’s. I have an up-close picture of the sink, too, but decided not to share it with you because it’s possible many of you will be reading this while eating lunch and, well, it’s not pretty.
Yes, the “truth about my house” (or #truthaboutmyhouse if you ever want a fun read on Twitter), is my master bedroom is sorely neglected and the master bathroom is even worse. However, I do like to keep glaring safety hazards and messes contained to rooms my kid doesn’t sleep in (and guests don’t see).
I will now sit back and wait for the cash monies to roll in so I can hire a maid and never have to scrub sink again.
In all seriousness, I am concerned for the safety and well being of this blogger’s children, based on the pictures of that room. I would send her an email or comment telling her so, but considering hundreds of others have done so before me, including safety professionals, and she shows no signs of wanting to take any one’s advice, I figure it would fall on deaf ears. Please note that I linked to her blog merely to provide a reference for you and I certainly don’t encourage or condone anyone to go over there an harass the girl. It’s not like any amount of *that* is going to change anything either. It’s my sincere hope that whatever meager income she makes off the direct hits from this blog she will use to purchase a sheet for her son. It’s on me.
Kendall is 21 months old, napping in his room, and I promise I put everything back the way it was this morning when it was safe.
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She refers to herself as a psychologist. I have no words.
i wish i knew the secret to making money blogging too! i make just enough to cover my hosting fees and to do the occasional cookbook giveaway. i wish i could be a FT Blogger! But don’t we all?
LOL. Awesomeness.
That is hilarious. You really need to have another child sleeping underneath the crib to make it perfect, though.
I’m really hoping that she is making this all up to bring traffic to her blog. I doubt it… but I’m telling myself that so I can sleep better at night.
Ha ha! Is that my book?
You know it! I’m so glad you picked up on my strategic product placement.
Great post! I love it Jill. Thanks for sharing that gem with us.
You have killed me dead.
OMG.
wow, just wow. I wish that blog entry was a joke!
Love your picture, though!
Even if your house is a disguisting mess and your children’s lives are
in danger and hundreds of people flock to your blog to tell you so, I still don’t know how you make that much money. I mean, who’s going to look at an ad on her site and say to themselves “this is a totally credible and excellent place to buy things from based on the wondeful advice I’ve gotten on this blog!” Maybe she’s renting space in her house out as self-storage.
Her ad networks are based on how many people simple view her blog, not on the number of click throughs, so I can see it.
She’s on the BlogHer ad network?! Jeeze, who did she blow to get that gig? I’ve been on their waiting list for months. I better go set up a trundle crib and some dangerous shelves, then maybe they’ll approve me.
My thoughts exactly!
This post is hilarious!! I have read her blog and it is ridiculous.
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
I don’t get the appeal of that train wreck mess but who am I? I refuse to read and thereby support it.
OMG too funny! The knife block is good. But the rope on the crib…absolute genius.
I glanced over the post you linked to…then had to leave because it was just ridiculous. A trundle crib? Huh.
OMG…our sinks could be twins…I am so showing this to Seth. Just last night he told me that I am probably the only girl in Dallas who’s sink is so cluttered that I can’t use it, I just use his! Thanks Jill!
Oh, thank YOU for telling me that
sadly, no matter how hard you try you can’t be as frightening as the real deal. yikes!!
and i will also be showing this in my defense to my husband as my sink constantly looks like that. (and i use his sink for no reason, mine functions perfectly fine…drives him nuts)
Mollie, this brings me great joy
OMG – that room. I get the twitches just looking at it. Not surprised to learn she doesn’t believe in evolution. Shudder.
You have me laughing so hard right now. I love it.
Don’t worry. My sink is way worse than that. It currently looks like it is on some kind of hormone therapy that causes it to sprout hair – because of my unsightly post partum hair loss. For whatever reason I can’t bring myself to clean off all the hair and toss it. I know. I’m gross.
Your bathroom looks like mine.
You bathroom looks better than mine.
I ? your blog. Thank you for the entertainment.
LOL hilarious!! OMG is that lady serious?! Her poor children!
You should see the posts about cooking where you can see the mold in her grout. Bleach is cheap, right?
AHAHAHAHA ok I was totally laughing out loud at your rearranging of Kendall’s room. I’m so glad you went through all that effort to show your point. TOO FUNNY!
Since I don’t know you THAT well, I thought “damn, I thought I didn’t have my shit together.”
I don’t even have words for that woman’s room post. Actually I do.
–It’s one part hoarders
–One part intervention
–One part designers challenge
As for the money. I think she’s got a “hook.” Yes, that MAY be the way she really lives, but I also think that she knows that it’s a bit far from norm that she’s able to capitalize on it.
On another note I’d love to know what she determines the definition of “thrives” is. It is in her header. Really? Thrives is a strong word. Going to put that on my to-do list and pick through her blog. If you want more of my expertise, I can e-mail you. I know horse shit when I see it.
Baahahaha. I KNEW what this was about before I even clicked it. I love your re-creation. Priceless.
My sink is just as bad, as evidenced by my first thought when I saw the picture of yours “Wow, she’s so pretty!”. See, I didn’t even notice the mess.
Awww! Thanks
I only wish i had a double vanity so that my sink could look like yours.
I just wasted entirely too much time looking at that blog. What I hate is that she refuses any government help, which would help enormously for food (WIC and food stamps). I can understand someone not wanting to be on the government’s dole, but food stamps and WIC help CHILDREN get nutritious and fresh food.
The mattress under the crib disgusted me.
But your picture was hilarious!
Also, I don’t have a double vanity, so my sink is clogged and I still have to use it, and my husband has to deal with all the post-partum shedding hair that is causing the clog…
Um, my bathroom looks the same way and I do not have a toddler!!!
Hilarious!
The mattress in the crib is entirely too low, though. How will Kendall climb out of there to get to the knives even though he’s never tried climbing before and you’ve specifically told him not to
Hahahaha!!! My master bathroom vanity looks, well, pretty much exactly like yours! I, too, focus first on keeping the main living areas / kitchen, etc. as clean as possible with a toddler and a dog… to the detriment of our poor master bedroom.
Glad to know I’m not alone… but seriously… WHO has the time???
I had to post this on Free Jinger I hope it drive traffic to your blog.
http://www.freejinger.yuku.com
i came across that blog the other day and could not believe some of the stuff. but i’m first seeing the entry you referenced now…and it’s scary, sad, and ridiculous.
your satire however, was hysterical and beautifully illustrated!
oh and you made my day at taking a picture of your bathroom — i’m *so* glad i’m not the only one. our bedroom/bathroom looks like that all the time too. it’s hard enough keeping up with the rest of the house with a baby, so things just get thrown in our bedroom and keep the door shut. thanks for posting this…you deserve a medal.
What happened to keeping Mommy Wars off facebook and the internet? I feel like you crossed a line from funny to mean spirited towards another mother. No, you might not agree with her and the choices she has made but she is a parent and doesn’t deserve to be mocked.
I normally really enjoy your blog for you humorous perspective on the debacles of parenting.
I’m sorry it came off that way, Christina.
In my opinion, she does deserve to be mocked a bit. She is putting her kids in extreme danger and doesn’t care. It’s not a difference between formula feeding vs. breastfeeding or SAHM vs. working mom. This woman refuses to make the living situation for her kids safe. And she’s proudly putting it out there for all to see. I’m not posting anything here that you can’t read on her own, quite popular blog for yourself.
I hope I didn’t offend you too much.
It is a little mean, but I’ve got to agree with what Jill already posted: it’s not a preference thing, it’s a safety issue. No sane mother would keep her 17 month old’s crib mattress in the highest position just so she can let another preschooler sleep underneath it as the under1000amonth blogger is claiming. It appears that the under1000amonth blogger is earning quite a lot of money from advertising, and part of the reason she is getting so many hits on her site is that she is exploiting her children’s safety.
Any suggestions as to how to help the under1000amonth blogger’s children?
Holy crap that is funny. You forgot about the hanging shelves of death. The litter box though is priceless. I bet dried gloodles would make a good absorbent litter.
Love this! I posted the link to this on the Emily Parody blog. An anonymous poster left the link to hear in my comments.
I resolved my cleaning issue. My husband asked what I wanted for Christmas. I made a deal with him no gifts for anything, I wanted a cleaning lady every other week instead. I got it. He loves it. This does not mean I have to clean in between time, 3 teenage boys, 2 dogs and a husband. But it is so nice. Regarding Emily, The Wackadoodle, at first thought it was a joke however now I know it is for real. After seeing the bedroom pictures I wanted to fly to Maine and pick up those kids and bring them back to CA. I would give them real beds, real food, pre school, real pets (not a stuffed dog hanging in the bathroom) plus doctor visits. However, that is against the law.
I love your blog, great pictures. My bathroom looked like that until 6 weeks ago. Thank you Gabie (cleaning lady goddess)
I truly hope that the other blogger will see your photo and realize the severity of the risks that she has in her children’s room (closet?). It makes me so sad that she’s making money off people clicking on her blog to see the hazardous conditions her children live in (and so much other ridiculous nonsense).
You are so brave for posting a photo of your bathroom on the internet! Yep, it looks just like mine!
That looks like Brad hanging in the corner. Dna is probably freaking out right now, because he can’t find him.
I absolutely cannot believe that other blogger! How can she possibly be proud of her children’s room? Frugality is admirable, but is she really that naive?
What will it take to convince her that people aren’t being mean just because they are letting her know about safety and hygiene issues that can affect the health of her family?
HILARIOUS! Only it’s sad because although your parody went extreme, it’s not THAT far off in how dangerous the Other Blogger is making her nursery. I feel so sorry for those children.
I couldn’t agree with you more. I feel so awful for those children, too. I know that children don’t need much to be happy, but that room (the Other Blogger’s children’s room) is so depressing and dangerous.
I agree that although this may be a little harsh to the original blogger, that maybe seeing it physically from another’s perspective will change her own. I really don’t understand how a mother could NOT see how her children were being endangered by the room she made for them.
When I saw the clutter in that room, I nearly passed out (I’m a huge minimalist http://thescohis.blogspot.com/2010/02/to-t.html)! I understand your kids want/need toys, but maybe she needs to realize that they don’t need THAT many to be happy. I really hope she does use the money from the hits you helped her get to clean up that place, so it’s safe for those kiddos.
I hate clutter and I agree that kids don’t need tons of stuff to be happy, either. That said, I don’t know if she needs to really get rid of tons of toys. The visual clutter is annoying for me, but it isn’t the big issue. Oh my goodness, she needs to store the toys somewhere else besides dangling over her son’s crib!!! Everything looks like it is about to fall!!!
And the idea of a trundle crib??? It may sound “creative” and “innovative,” but if other people aren’t doing it already, then there’s probably a good reason why they’re not!!!
So, your post is very funny!! I tried very hard NOT to laugh because the original post is so hideous. I too am very concerned about the safety of these children. Not that I am above reproach either. But I do try to keep the safety hazards out of the rooms that my children frequent and certainly the rooms where they stay by themselves.
OMG awesomeness
I’m glad that yours is a joke, but seriously, I can’t believe that she seriously has her children sleep in a room like that. It has danger written all over it! It’d be safer just to have all 3 kids in her bed.
I am really thinking about redecorating Timmy’s room. Do you freelance w/your services? I really like your style.
I’m also thinking about letting Timmy sleep diaperless if the litterbox is under the bed. That way I don’t have to worry about changing diapers AND kitty litter…
It is funny! good job.
sadly the money she makes off her blog will not help make their life any better. it all goes into “savings”
I feel so awful for those kids – I’m glad they actually have toys, but I wish she’d feed them normal meals, spend $20 washing their clothes in a real washer/dryer and buy some damn cheese.
too bad it all falls on deaf ears.
I’m seriously LOLing over here waking DH up. Love it!
some of the commenters on that post are blowing my mind.
“I love coming to your site to see how you make it work in a small space.” – ha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“There is no way to make a child’s room 100 percent safe.” – uh, could we work on at least like five percent?
“And some people do better living in cluttered enviroments valuable tax dollars have been spent studying this the more creative einsteiny types actually do better with a messy desk and cluttered office because that is how they think.” – DEAD.
“Emily, I think your dedication to utilizing vertical space is awesome.” – even if it does mean your kid, whos sleeping ON TOP OF your other kid, can pull things onto themselves.
this? is insanity. like, beyond.
p.s. you’re pretty.
FFS! “thrives”????
oh hai! i’m totally just thriving my ass off over here in my “cave” crib trundle deathtrap. THRIVING AWAY!
just omg. i can’t. i can’t look at that anymore. stepping away from the computer now.