Comments on: Even the Miracle Bra can’t help me

By: SaltRose

SaltRose — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:38:24 +0000

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By: Miranda

Miranda — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:49:23 +0000

I see a boob job post-baby as my way of rewarding my girls for all of their hard work. I mean, if I’d buy myself a pair of really awesome blue jeans or color my hair or buy new makeup if I lost weight/got in shape as a reward, then why not have my girls returned to their former positions of glory?

I’m totally feeling you on the fried eggs and I just weaned this week.

By: Babyrabies

Babyrabies — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:42:15 +0000

I am so sorry that so many of you are in the same boat, but of course, glad to hear I’m not alone.

I’m not giddy at the thought of someone slicing me open, but I’m not ruling it out. That’s just me being honest. And I am grateful for what my body has done, I really am! But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t appreciate a little makeover when it’s all said and done. Me getting a nip and a tuck won’t take away from the wonderful thing these girls have done for me.

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:51:58 +0000

This post made me so sad. I would do anything to have saggy boobs if it meant I was able to breast feed. My milk never came in for my first child, and I was heart broken. Please appreciate your body for what it can do!

By: Colleen Summers

Colleen Summers — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:24:06 +0000

Holy crap it’s a twofer. I would so do that if I wasn’t afraid of surgery/not done having kids/had the money/… well you get the idea.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:33:35 +0000

I haven’t had any kids yet so I can’t relate to the sad state of the girls, but I read about the same procedure on MSNBC.com and I’m ready to sign up. I’m hoping the procedure can only be refined and perfected between now and when I’m ready for it. Who knows, maybe it’ll be the Botox Party of the Future…

By: Molly

Molly — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:10:20 +0000

Yeah, I BF for like two seconds compared to you and my boobs are flat pancakes. It’s really quite sad. There was a time that they were so perky I didn’t even have to wear a bra! Oh, how I miss those days. I can say that now that I’m pregnant with baby #2 they are already ginormous and sitting up quite well and I can look down with pride one more. If only for a little while.

Also, that is weird that K bangs his head on purpose. So does Landon. I thought maybe it was just him.

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:41:53 +0000

It’s so funny that you brought this up. I was just lamenting what would happen to my little funbags once I start breastfeeding. Of course, mine never reached rockstar proportions- they have a perfectly good career writing elevator music. Perhaps their fall from grace won’t hurt quite as much.
On the topic of plastic surgery. I think there’s one thing that would stop me from taking that route. Can you imagine if something should go wrong? “She died trying to displace the fat from her ass to her boobs” is not the tagline I want on my obit!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:30:15 +0000

Sorry sorry about the boobage situation. I plan on breastfeeding our son once he arrives, and I am terrified what will happen to my already tiny A cup boobs. They’ve swollen to an awesome B cup in pregnancy, but I am sure they’ll eventually collapse. And get saggy. So sad.

Victoria’s Secret has a new bra out called the “Miraculous Pushup” (saw the commercial last night) that promises to add two full cup sizes and push the girls up like crazy. It’s worth a shot, and I am sure it would be less painful and expensive than surgery. Good luck!

By: Erin

Erin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:58:25 +0000

Oh, I am right there with you Jill. My boobs used to be awesome. They were my best asset. Now they are gone, and I am very upset about it. I can literally hold paper, pencils and the like under my breasts like they are some sort of clip board. But, when I’m done making babies, I WILL be getting a boob job, and I don’t care who judges me for it. This is something my husband and I agreed on before we even got married.