Archive for June, 2009
Way to make momma proud, little Robble.
That’s right, folks. He officially used a plate tonight and it didn’t end up as a hat or a Frisbee. This is huge, really. The dogs are pissed, but my floor and table are a tad less filthy because of it. We are one step closer to raising a civilized little human. Now, if I [...]
This is me whiiiiiiiiining.
I’m requesting a bloggy sick day. It seems that a weekend of drinking and floating down the river did me in. I’m exhausted and I feel like shit. To top it all off, I’m stuck in the effing Embassy Suites on the 9th floor, damn near hyperventilating every time I leave the room, trying to [...]
End of the Day Epiphany
It came to me just moments ago as I changed Kendall’s diaper with the song “Five Little Ducks” (not to be mistaken for “Six Little Ducks”, cuz there IS a difference, you know) playing in the background. I mindlessly hummed along and then chimed in with the words. It’s not a hard song to catch [...]
Top Ten Reasons my Toddler is Like a Dog
10. He smells 9. He’s always dirty 8. He will eat anything off the floor 7. He slobbers 6. I am forever cleaning up his shit 5. He pooped in the backyard yesterday (result of some naked time at the sand and water table) 4. I can’t sleep with him in the same bed without [...]
Memos From Mommy Sponsored by CupKozy
This week’s Memos From Mommy is brought to you by CupKozy, a company that I am thrilled to collaborate with. For those not familiar, CupKozys are an awesome, reusable and convenient alternative to those cardboard sleeves coffee companies put around your cup to keep your coffee warm and your hand cool. According to CupKozy, [...]
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