Top Ten Reasons my Toddler is Like a Dog
June 02, 2009 | Jill | Comments 13
10. He smells
9. He’s always dirty
8. He will eat anything off the floor
7. He slobbers
6. I am forever cleaning up his shit
5. He pooped in the backyard yesterday (result of some naked time at the sand and water table)
4. I can’t sleep with him in the same bed without getting a butt in my face and a cramp in my ass
3. He has no respect for my personal bubble of space or private potty time
2. He comes running anytime he hears the refrigerator, pantry or just a bag of chips open
1. He aint too proud to beg (see exhibit a —->>>>)
Kendall is 13 months old, and pulling on my pants, begging for some Veggie Stix
Filed Under: Headed to Toddlerhood
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LMAO! That’s hilarious. I’ve had those same thoughts about my four year old.
LOVE IT!!!
Haha! That’s some funny shit
You are so funny!! I love this post!!
I lost it at “he pooped in the backyard yesterday” haha!
Dahahaha! Love it!
Love it! So very true.
I whole heartedly agree!!! We had a rough time early this morning, Thank You for the laugh!
LOVE IT! <3
Hahaha I love it!!
Haha! I almost wrote a post just like this last week!
That picture is priceless. Love it!
Kayla says you left out the teeth marks left in almost anything he can get his hands and then mouth on.