Comments on: Memos From Mommy Sponsored by CupKozy http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/ When it's more than a fever. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:11:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jenni http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4964 Jenni Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:43:21 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4964 Dear Lizzie, Thank you so much for being such a good eater. It is such a relief that you like everything I have made for you (so far). Please note that it is really not necessary for you to cry/fuss between every single bite. I promise I will continue to feed you bites until the bowl is empty or until you decide you are done. Love you, Mommy Dear Lizzie,

Thank you so much for being such a good eater. It is such a relief that you like everything I have made for you (so far). Please note that it is really not necessary for you to cry/fuss between every single bite. I promise I will continue to feed you bites until the bowl is empty or until you decide you are done.

Love you,
Mommy

]]> By: Stephanie http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4853 Stephanie Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:43:25 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4853 Dear Milo, I will remember these 5am wake up calls when you are a teenager and want to sleep all day. I promise. Love, Your tired Momma Dear Milo,

I will remember these 5am wake up calls when you are a teenager and want to sleep all day. I promise.

Love,
Your tired Momma

]]> By: Nay http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4834 Nay Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:12:59 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4834 Dear Mochie (dog) We realize you are a puppy and you are sometimes being raised by monkeys (the kids) but please please please realize that when Mom (me) comes out of the room 1st thing in the mornin in her shirt & undies it is NOT ok to lick the bum!! Nor is it ok to lick the kids bum as they try and undress for a bath or potty break. What kind of dog are you!?! Mom. Dear Mochie (dog)

We realize you are a puppy and you are sometimes being raised by monkeys (the kids) but please please please realize that when Mom (me) comes out of the room 1st thing in the mornin in her shirt & undies it is NOT ok to lick the bum!!

Nor is it ok to lick the kids bum as they try and undress for a bath or potty break. What kind of dog are you!?!

Mom.

]]> By: Tristi http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4830 Tristi Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:19:17 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4830 Dear Adelynn, I realize that you hate taking a bath with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns. That said, you refusing to sit down in the bathtub, thus forcing daddy to hold you standing up while you wail your lungs out and I try to scrub you down, will not make things go any faster. Also, if you spent less time spitting up in your hair, we probably wouldn't have to endure this horrible process as often. Love, Mommy Dear Adelynn,

I realize that you hate taking a bath with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns. That said, you refusing to sit down in the bathtub, thus forcing daddy to hold you standing up while you wail your lungs out and I try to scrub you down, will not make things go any faster. Also, if you spent less time spitting up in your hair, we probably wouldn’t have to endure this horrible process as often.

Love,
Mommy

]]> By: Tristi http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4829 Tristi Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:12:21 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4829 Dear Adelynn, I love you dearly, but if you do not stop waking up every hour all night long I may lose my mind. I love snuggling with you too, but 1, 2, 3, 4 a.m would not be my first choice of times. Oh, and if you could sleep in a little later than 5 a.m., that would also be greatly appreciated. I'm sure my students would also appreciate it as my constant sleep deprivation is turning me into a raging sack of nerves at work. Love, Your exhausted mommy Dear Adelynn,

I love you dearly, but if you do not stop waking up every hour all night long I may lose my mind. I love snuggling with you too, but 1, 2, 3, 4 a.m would not be my first choice of times. Oh, and if you could sleep in a little later than 5 a.m., that would also be greatly appreciated. I’m sure my students would also appreciate it as my constant sleep deprivation is turning me into a raging sack of nerves at work.

Love,
Your exhausted mommy

]]> By: Kittie http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4806 Kittie Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:10:24 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4806 Dear Munchkin, In reference to last weeks memo, I would like to point out the 6 brand new, currently green strawberry plants I planted for you this week. As such, I respectfully request you don't stomp said plants in your attempt to "help". I love the time we spend together gardening, but I'm sure the strawberries would prefer to be in 3D. Love, Mommy P.S. Also, please let Mommy pick the berries for you - half rotten strawberries are not-so-good for you, mmkay? Dear Munchkin,

In reference to last weeks memo, I would like to point out the 6 brand new, currently green strawberry plants I planted for you this week. As such, I respectfully request you don’t stomp said plants in your attempt to “help”. I love the time we spend together gardening, but I’m sure the strawberries would prefer to be in 3D.

Love,
Mommy

P.S. Also, please let Mommy pick the berries for you – half rotten strawberries are not-so-good for you, mmkay?

]]> By: Brooke http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4805 Brooke Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:39:33 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4805 Dear Goldie (the neighbor's cow), Thanks so much for being a part of my first cow herding experience. It was certainly a surprise to see you in our yard last Sunday and provided lifelong memories as we tried to "walk" you back into your fenced in "home". While I understand you might have been scared, this having been our first meeting and all, I certainly did not expect you to run and CHARGE me like a flippin' BULL. You are a cow...you are supposed to be laid back without a care. So yes, you won, you scared the livin' crap out of me and then made me lmao at the fact a cow just scared me. So next time you decide to break free from your fenced-in grassy paradise, please go to another neighbor's yard or at the very least, let's pretend you are actually a cow and we're not running with the bulls in Spain. Your human neighbor, Brooke ps. This is not a joke, it actually DID happen last Sunday. Dear Goldie (the neighbor’s cow),
Thanks so much for being a part of my first cow herding experience. It was certainly a surprise to see you in our yard last Sunday and provided lifelong memories as we tried to “walk” you back into your fenced in “home”. While I understand you might have been scared, this having been our first meeting and all, I certainly did not expect you to run and CHARGE me like a flippin’ BULL. You are a cow…you are supposed to be laid back without a care. So yes, you won, you scared the livin’ crap out of me and then made me lmao at the fact a cow just scared me. So next time you decide to break free from your fenced-in grassy paradise, please go to another neighbor’s yard or at the very least, let’s pretend you are actually a cow and we’re not running with the bulls in Spain.
Your human neighbor,
Brooke
ps. This is not a joke, it actually DID happen last Sunday.

]]> By: Alana http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4788 Alana Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:33:38 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4788 Dear O'malley (the alley cat), The past four months have been great and all, but word from the other 2 people that live with us if that you have been stealing loofahs from their bathroom and meowing at the coffee table until someone plays laser with you. Not to mention the fact that you recently decided that your litter box is incompetent and that my carpet can hold your excrement much more efficiently. This is not true. Please discontinue all of the above behaviors at once. Sincerely, yourveryangryownerwhoisrealsickofsleepinginaroomthatsmellslikeakennel Dear O’malley (the alley cat),

The past four months have been great and all, but word from the other 2 people that live with us if that you have been stealing loofahs from their bathroom and meowing at the coffee table until someone plays laser with you. Not to mention the fact that you recently decided that your litter box is incompetent and that my carpet can hold your excrement much more efficiently. This is not true. Please discontinue all of the above behaviors at once.

Sincerely,

yourveryangryownerwhoisrealsickofsleepinginaroomthatsmellslikeakennel

]]> By: Sarah http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4772 Sarah Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:47:19 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4772 Dear Twitch, (Foster Kitten) I understand that you have had a frightening and difficult beginning losing your mom and ending up blind and deaf in the middle of the street. However, you are now at least six weeks old and your reluctancy to do anything but run at me screaming until I finally break down a give you your bottle in unnerving. Everyone tells me you should be weaning now, but you will not touch the kitten food and look at me like I am insane to think you would eat it. I understand that I am the first thing you ever saw however you must understand I have no intention of feeding you human food for the rest of your life nor do I want to be known as the crazy cat lady with a 4 year old cat that drinks from a bottle. If you could please observe your fur siblings and note their feeding activity that would be excellent. Thank you in your advance for your compliance little prince! Love, Your foster mommy Dear Twitch, (Foster Kitten)
I understand that you have had a frightening and difficult beginning losing your mom and ending up blind and deaf in the middle of the street. However, you are now at least six weeks old and your reluctancy to do anything but run at me screaming until I finally break down a give you your bottle in unnerving. Everyone tells me you should be weaning now, but you will not touch the kitten food and look at me like I am insane to think you would eat it. I understand that I am the first thing you ever saw however you must understand I have no intention of feeding you human food for the rest of your life nor do I want to be known as the crazy cat lady with a 4 year old cat that drinks from a bottle. If you could please observe your fur siblings and note their feeding activity that would be excellent. Thank you in your advance for your compliance little prince!

Love,
Your foster mommy

]]> By: meghan http://babyrabies.com/2009/06/01/memos-from-mommy-sponsored-by-cupkozy/comment-page-1/#comment-4763 meghan Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:50:22 +0000 http://babyrabies.com/?p=864#comment-4763 dear thomas, i know you love me so there is no need to wake up every hour, on the hour, to tell me at night. we can share all our "i love you" between the hours of 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. thank you. love you, mama dear thomas,
i know you love me so there is no need to wake up every hour, on the hour, to tell me at night. we can share all our “i love you” between the hours of 8 a.m. and 8 p.m.
thank you.
love you,
mama

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