Archive for August, 2007
We saw the baby, and I don’t like chocolate…
Two very reassuring signs that all is well with this pregnancy. The spotting that freaked me out was very insignificant, and by the time I made it to the OB’s office yesterday, I felt guilty for even being there. I felt like I should have the Niagara Falls of blood gushing down my legs to [...]
Maybe not so irrational fear
I’m afraid I’m going to lose the baby. I woke up today to find some light pink spotting. Of course, it freaked me the fuck out and I braced myself for the worst. I called my OB, who I haven’t even met at this point, and have an appt. scheduled for tomorrow [...]
The dogs are on to me.
They could always count on me to throw them something from my plate. Usually it’s my sandwich or pizza bones (crusts) that they are guaranteed to get. However, I’ve been so hungry lately that I’ve cleaned my plate in a matter of minutes without even thinking of tossing anything their way. Quite [...]
In case you didn’t know, I don’t know what I’m doing.
Just got back from my first Dr’s appointment, the one where they are supposed to confirm the pregnancy with a blood test. Well, let’s just say it was very uneventful. I mean, I know it’s still early and all, and I wasn’t expecting an ultrasound or anything, but if you’re going to make [...]
Holy Shit! What have we done?!
I’m not going to lie…that very thought passed through my mind after I saw those two pink lines. Not like, What have we done? Can we take it back?…just like, This IS what you wanted, this is very real. Wow. So yeah, I’m sure you can gather now that I took the test and it’s [...]
I like living in a fantasy world
That’s why I’m so afraid to test. I really should though…it’s driving the immediate gratification seeking, type A person inside of me crazy! Really, all signs are starting to point toward good news, but since I know that I’m inherently an optimist to the point of it being a fault at times, I am finding [...]
Sleeping is an essential function to live, right?
Then how the HELL do parents survive? I had a rude “awakening” this weekend when I realized that I feel like complete ass when I don’t get at least 7 hours of sleep, and even then I feel like half an ass without 8 or more. Parents tell me that you change when you have [...]
Talking dirty has taken on a whole new meaning.
“Hey hon…be ready for sex when you get home. I have lots of stretchy cervical mucus and my cervix is really soft and high. I think I’m going to ovulate today!” I don’t think I’ve ever uttered something so unromantic in my life, but it was 7 in the morning and I wasn’t thinking of [...]
My PIC (that’s partner in conceiving)
It’s hard to be a gangsta trying to get knocked up and shit, but not when you got a PIC who be down for da ride, yo. (If you could hear me say that out loud, you would laugh your ass off at what an idiot I sound like. I over enunciate even [...]






















